Matthew Gruman

04 Jul
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Western music on what I think is an erhu (can anyone confirm/deny?)

03 Jul
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2 notes on Tumblr Me and Mom. I got my “looks 15% younger than actual age” and “inability to produce body heat” genes from her. The “looks horrible in pictures” gene? That’s all me and took years of practice.

Me and Mom. I got my “looks 15% younger than actual age” and “inability to produce body heat” genes from her. The “looks horrible in pictures” gene? That’s all me and took years of practice.

02 Jul
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 One of the best things The only good thing about diabetes is that I’m writing this from the Nintendo DSi I just got with Shopper’s Optimum points, and am about to go play the new Mario Brothers.
01 Jul
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1 note on Tumblr And it was at this moment that Twitter started to make sense. </bad_lit_degree_joke>

And it was at this moment that Twitter started to make sense. </bad_lit_degree_joke>

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Even though I totally made fun of this guy for trying to hit on me, I know feel some what chagrined as I was caught bopping my head along to the song above. On full blast, with the windows down, shouting word for word.

Yes, I am a white girl in her 20’s who drives a red volkswagen golf. Who raps to Lazy Sunday.

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 Full theatre standing ovation. Amazing show!

Full theatre standing ovation. Amazing show!

30 Jun
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 A friend of mine is in Pueblo. Apparently, God is angry there was lightning.

A friend of mine is in Pueblo. Apparently, God is angry there was lightning.

29 Jun
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2 notes on Tumblr I just found out that “ability to use Netscape at an intermediate level” is in my job description. Awesome.
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Mom's coming to visit. Have I mentioned that she's super cute?

28 Jun
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4 notes on Tumblr If you like food, you will like this book.

If you like food, you will like this book.

27 Jun
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1 note on Tumblr I have bad RSI and wear a wrist brace when playing video games. Obviously, I call it the Power Glove and say &#8220;it&#8217;s so bad&#8221; when I put it on. You can rent The Wizard through iTunes.

  1. I have bad RSI and wear a wrist brace when playing video games.
  2. Obviously, I call it the Power Glove and say “it’s so bad” when I put it on.
  3. You can rent The Wizard through iTunes.

26 Jun
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My brother bought me the weirdest and most awesome birthday gift ever (USB powered Whack-A-Mole).

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3 notes on Tumblr This is the view from my dentist&#8217;s office. Even though I&#8217;m sitting there with my mouth completely numb and nervously waiting to get a tooth ground down, it&#8217;s hard to think of anything besides &#8220;wow, Vancouver is an absurdly beautiful place.&#8221;

This is the view from my dentist’s office. Even though I’m sitting there with my mouth completely numb and nervously waiting to get a tooth ground down, it’s hard to think of anything besides “wow, Vancouver is an absurdly beautiful place.”

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I wish I could just drop a class,
or get into a play,
or change my major,
or fuck my TA

—Avenue Q - “I Wish I Could Go Back To College”

When I worked in the psychology department, there was a professor who just got fired because he married his TA—the 17th time he’d done that! Somehow, he convinced 17 (highly educated in psychology) women that “no baby, you’re different from all the rest. Those other 16? They meant nothing to me!”

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